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objectivity doesn't exist here.

Created on 2003-11-18 11:51:54 (#1469512), last updated 2008-06-03

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Name:	Peter K. Elsesser
Birthdate:	1985-06-24
Location:	Sierra Madre, California, United States
Website:	peter elsesser.com

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Hi. My name is Peter. I'm a 23 year-old student, capitalist, and general danger to the current corrupt U.S. "Government." My hobbies include breaking laws that should not exist anyway, pissing off people who shun personal responsibility, casual bike riding on paved areas, techie stuff and basket weaving.

In my spare time I like to eat meat and collect quotations. So without further ado I will start listing them.

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence."
--Charles Austin Beard (1874–1948), Historian

"Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations; entangling alliances with none."
--Thomas Jefferson

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness."
—-Declaration of Independence as originally written by Thomas Jefferson, 1776.

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."
--Alice Cooper

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
--Frank Zappa

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
--Herman Wouk, US dramatist & historical novelist

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
--Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
--Benjamin Disraeli, British politician

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."
--Sir Winston Churchill

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	pke User Number: 1469512 Date Created:2003-11-18 11:51:54 Number of Posts: 118
Peter is a lowly $7-an-hour video editor who runs around at work all day and uh, edits video. He enjoys pornographic materials, web design, and yelling at people out car windows. No one can resist Peter's inherent charm and sharp wit. Ebert & Roeper have consistently given Peter "two thumbs-up."
Strengths: Left arm, tpying skkils, smoke inhalation, nose picking, frequent urination, and bird taxonomy.
Weaknesses: Chilli Cheese Fritos, Game Show Network, chinstraps, Mako Bowl, smegma, high definition pornography.
Special Skills: Vast repetoire of 5-letter words, cursing, masturbation, knuckle-cracking, voiceovers.
Weapons: Video tapes filed down to sharp points, clothespins (C-47s), post-it notes(r), the Almighty Dack Dack, extreme low-frequency bass vibrations
Cell Provider: Sprint PCS!